Covergirl Nikki
Sin Twins Deep Throat Secrets!
50 Hottest Movies Of All Time!
Immortal Humans Cheat Death!
35 Kinkiest, Craziest Sex Acts Ever!
Table of Contents:
Page 6 Jamie Lynn
Stacked, wet, and ready!
Page 16 Letters
Our stamps smell like pussy!
Page 19 Teoni & Ian
A three-input woman!
Page 32 Swank’s 50 Sexiest Movies
Hollywood’s hottest ho’sl
Page 36 Sophia
Red-head flashes pink!
Page 46 Tales Of The Unexplained: Unhangable
They just won’t die!
Page 50 Lisa & Corina
Girl juice on every page!
Page 64 You Want Me To Do What?
Paraphilias: what are they, and do you have them?
Page 66 Nikki (Covergirl)
Cram that Gunny!
Page 78 Stuff
More of what you need!
Page 80 Rachel
Satin, lips, and lace, plus a beautiful face!
Page 88 Alissa
Our sexy blonde centerfold!
Page 100 Horny Devils
Carnal crack-ups!
Page 104 Nicole
One hot tamale cumming right up!
Page 110 FIiXXX
Gloriously framed filth for your fulfillment,
Page 115 Maliyah
She’s got one tight twat!
Page 176 Sin Twins
Advice that’s twice as nice!
Page 185 Cheryl, Kat, Joe & Tony
Cocks, cunts, and cum!
Editorial Note
Instead of boring you with another brilliant rant on the latest and greatest in the world today, Swank figured it’s time to get down to business and lay it all out. No more beating around the bush. No, sir. Maybe some fingers and tongue around the bush, but no more tomfoolery. Not even a little. That’s our new policy: no more extraneous words or sentences or explanations is the policy herein. Well, we’re off to a good start!
Getting past all that nonsense, we’ve got the only thing in the world that makes perfect sense—red hot naked chicks who like to fuck! This month, see Jamie Lynn, Teoni, Sophia, and Nikki and revel in their sexual splendor! Or why not check out Nicole, Rachael, Lisa and Corina! They’re certain to straighten things out for you! Maybe you can use Maliyah, Cheryl, Kat, and Alissa as your path to relaxation and cerebral joy! If none of that !Narks, you just might be dead.
Strangely enough, in this month’s Unexplained, we’ve got tales of people who seemingly refused to die. Electric chairs that fell short. Hangmen’s nooses that wouldn’t, uh, noose, and lots more! Were they that badass or did they just get lucky? String up your own conclusions when you read “Unhangable!”
Maybe those bad muthas just wanted to catch some of the “Top 50 Sexiest Movies Of All Time!” Of course, they would have had to wait until this month’s issue, but either way, Swank’s got ’em from one to 50! Who’s the hottest piece of Hollywood trim? What’s the hottest almost-fuck scene Tinseltown had to offer? Find out!
We’ve got all this, plus 56 paraphilias and their deviant meanings, the scholarly sexual scoop from the Sin Twins, the sweltering smut from FIiXXX, your sleazy Letters, and way more! Have fun with this one!
—The Editors
Swank – June 2004
Year: 2004
Language: English
Pages: 136 Pages
Publisher: Magna Publishing Group